Here's to you the guy of the gal that was picked last. You are that underdog. The I'll take down that pickle at the top by yourself kind of guy. This post is for you. Everybody likes pickles but nobody likes you. You want to call on people to champion your cause. But would they even talk to you? No! You're the kind of person who won't give up especially when it comes to getting that last pickle for the girl who picked you last. You hear the cheers of victory in the distance that one sad and lonely clap from afar. That's me cheering your cause to go and get more lonely pickles. Don't be the shell of a man you were. Stand up, climb that latter, and be a champion for those of us who need pickles.
